You overhear your girls Taylor and Tanya planning a huge surprise party for your birthday. What do you do?

Joshua, the hunk in English class, just broke up with his GF. Every girl you know is trying to catch his eye. What’s your move?

What song would best describe your personality vibe?

Your big bro Tim has been wrestling all day with his new iMac. You give the sitch a passing glance, and you’re pretty sure the prob is that he hasn’t correctly set up his email. You respond by...

Your girl Samantha wants to lose a little poundage, so she’s asked your advice on how to get started. You...

Your mom’s decided to redo the old crib, and she’s starting with your room. Today, you came home from school to discover she’d covered your floor with a heinous lime-green shag rug. How do you deal?

When it comes to fast-food runs, you always have it your way—at Burger King. Just this once, though, your crew votes to change things up and go south of the border to Taco Bell. While they’re chowin’ down on Nachos BellGrande, you:

Your history teacher has broken the class into groups for a quarter-long Civil War project. What’s your work style?

Your BF Tommy blows his allowance on a pair of faux pearl studs for you. The first time you wear them, though, they turn your ears green. What do you do?

You’re shopping with your sis Becca, who’s saved to splurge on a rockin’ pair of jeans. You think she should try on True Religion, but she goes for Hudsons instead. When Becca models them, they do look awesome. You say: