Or Channing Tatum?
They're both too hot to choose.
Imagining this was too much for me
For I knew
It would never come true.

But boy was I wrong!
For the day finally came
The two of them both
Were calling my name.

They notice each other
With me in their sight
They jump on each other
And get in a fight.

“Oh no!” I thought
As I watched them go on.
They must stop the fighting
Before they get caught!
Channing got punched,
Jesse got bit,
I wanted to stop it,
But dang,
Did I like it!

The fighting finally finished
Both didn't suffer much harm
Except for the fact
That Channing lost a tooth
And Jesse broke an arm.

That night was not much better
For I could not sleep at all
Every minute I would get a text
Sometimes even a phone call
Buzz! Ring! Buzz! Ring!
I could not do a single thing.

Monday morning came
And all the tension was still the same
Channing bought me a ring
Which I think cost A LOT
But Jesse got me an island
Along with a gigantic yacht.

Jesse took me to the park
We decided to go for a stroll
When I sat on the bench
He got on his knees and sang “Beautiful Soul.”
I started to cry
And that was the beginning of Channing's goodbye.

When I got back home
I found him waiting at my door.
I told him goodbye
And that he could not sing.
And with that
I handed back his ring.

Jesse McCartney
Or Channing Tatum?
I love them both so much.
It's hard to say goodbye
But sorry Channing,
Jesse will always be my guy.
 

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