I was talking to this one guy one day and he was humming Bruno Mars' "Just the Way You Are." Then he decided to make up his own lyrics: "When I see your face, I want to vomit just because you're so ugly, just the way you are." I think we can all see why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

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