Ouch, way to break the fall
One day my friend was walking in the hall with her BF when one of his
friends came up and tripped her on purpose. I was at the other end of
the hall, so I couldn't do anything. Her BF kept walking, completely
ditching her. Then his friend asked jokingly, "Hey man, why don't
you help your GF up?" Her BF then replied, "You know I would, but she's
not my GF anymore." They both then laughed and walked away while my
friend was still on the ground. Apparently they had set that whole thing
up just so he could break up with her.