Cold as ice
One day I was hanging out with my BGF, whom I had a crush on. I asked
him if he wanted some water to drink, since we had been having a
snowball fight in my backyard. He said yes, so I went to go get it from
inside. When I came out, I couldn't find him anywhere! Suddenly, he and
some of his friends jumped out and sprayed me with the garden hose,
screaming "Drink this!" Instead of
water coming out, a chunk of ice hit me in the lip and split it open. I
needed several stitches, and he hasn't apologized to this day.