Meet the mayor of Jerksville
I really liked this one guy who was cute, popular, and smart. Almost all
the girls liked him too, though. This never really bothered me; I
assumed he would always remain loyal. But then one of my "best friends"
(who also liked him) began telling me that he had done stuff like text
her saying that she was beautiful and that he wanted to date her once we
broke up. I though she was just trying to make me jealous, but I
confronted him about it anyway. He said that it did happen and that I
should get over it. I was so upset! But then I felt bad about our fight
so I made him a huge gift basket with all his favorite things, and he
promised to text me later. Well, after anticipating the text for over an
hour, it came. "Welcome to Dumpsville, babe. Population YOU." That's all
it said. As an extra punch, he had quoted that from a breakup text that
was in an episode of "The Bachelor," my favorite show!
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