FUN

One day I decided to wear my cutest outfit to school, but when I saw down next to my crush during lunch, he burst out laughing. When he could talk again, he choked out, “You have bird poop on your butt!”

 

Sure enough, I had indeed sat in bird poop. Now when I see him and his friends, they say, “’Sup, bird crud?” Not the kind of boy attention I was looking for.

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