Period Put-down
At one point, my four friends and I all had BFs at the same time. All 10 of us (the five girls and our BFs) decided to go to lunch at a low-key restaurant. We went and were having a great time.
I excused myself to go to the bathroom for a second, and realized I had gotten my period a week early. It wasn't my first time, so luckily, I had protection. After finishing my business, I walked out of the bathroom and right back to our table.
As I was walking back, my BF started laughing super loud. He pointed right at me and said, "Someone had a visit from Aunt Flow!" All of the other tables stared at me, and the other guys at the table started laughing. I looked down and there was bloody toilet paper stuck to my shoe. It was mortifying!
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