L.J. the cowardly lion

I was going out with this guy named L.J. Everything was going great, but then he stopped calling me all the time like he used to. I started calling him instead and things were OK. But this one day, my call went straight to voicemail. I called his home phone, instead, and his grandmother answered. I asked if I could speak with L.J., and she said, “Oh, honey, I’m so sorry. L.J. wanted me to tell you that he’s breaking up with you.”

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by GL Reader | 2/1/2016
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