This might be the worst breakup letter, like ever

My boyfriend dumped me in a note. I wouldn’t care so much if the whole note was in his handwriting. But it wasn’t!

Bill: And most girls say they wish their guys would write them notes…but this is not cool. Breakups stink, especially when one person is so immature about it. This guy doesn’t even have the guts to talk to you in person, much less write his own breakup note. Be relieved the dude is a part of your past.

Dave: He’s only as good as the way he treats you in the end. If he could do a lowlife thing like having a friend do his dirty work for him, how good of a BF do you think he would have been anyway? Later, loser.

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by Bill and Dave | 2/1/2016