
my crush. My BFF decided to push my on this big rope swing, but when it started
spinning, I accidentally kicked her and then started to fly off. Seconds later,
I was on the ground, flat on my face. To make matters worse, the guy behind the
counter saw me and said over the intercom, “We have some girl laying on
the ground, can some one help her?” Now whenever he sees me, my crush
calls, “Man down! Man down!”
