The real reason guys flirt with girls they don't even like

 
Sometimes a guy goes out with a girl for just a week and then dumps her. That’s so mean.

DAVE: Oh, and girls don’t flirt with guys they don’t like? Answer that one for me! Some guys—and, yes, girls—manipulate. It would be nice if guys walked around with little sticky tags that said, “Hi, My Name is Dave…and I’m Sincere!,” but things aren’t that simple. Treat guys the way you want to be treated, and then hope you get the same respect in return. Eventually, we all get reps just as descriptive as one of those name tags. Make certain yours doesn’t read, “Jerk.”

BILL: Dating is kind of like going to the mall. Some stores you could spend hours and hours in. Others, just a few minutes. You can’t really know for sure whether or not a store is for you without at least taking a look and maybe browsing a little. Why hang at Orange Julius when you’d rather be at American Eagle? 
 

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by Bill & Dave | 2/1/2016
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