Dave: Uh, you’re developing a pattern. If nothing else, you get high marks for consistency. Are you sure you truly like these guys, or do you just go for ’em because your friend does (or vice versa)? Do some self-evaluation because you’re on a path that could only lead to trouble. There’s a contingency to the BFF thing regarding repeatedly dating your friend’s crush—it voids the whole deal. Have you heard of the TEE (Total Enemies Eternally) program? You will.