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10 Diary of a Wimpy Kid quotes that are pretty much right on

Jeff Kinney’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid series is so epic, it’s getting its own month. No joke—publisher Abrams/Amulet has declared April to be Diary of a Wimpy Kid Month. The month will lead up to the cover and title reveal of the ninth book in the series on April 28, which will hit bookstores this November. The eighth book, Hard Luck, was the bestselling book in the U.S. with over 3 million copies sold. Go Greg!


“I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.”


“The best person I know is Myself.”


“I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.”


“It's not easy to write thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.”


“But I guess you can't expect everyone to have the same kind of dedication as you.”


“The only reason I get out of bed at all on weekends is because eventually I can't stand the taste of my own breath anymore.”


“I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget”


“I just hope someone doesn't start the Cheese Touch up again, because I don't need that kind of stress in my life anymore.”


“I didn't really know what to expect from detention but when I walked into the room, the first thought I had was, I don't belong in here with these future criminals.”


“I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it.”


What’s your favorite Diary of a Wimpy Kid series moment? Share ‘em in the comments!

published April 02, 2014
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